heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

You seriously need to find something better than a baseball b a t.

"There were a lot of beautiful, blond, gorgeous girls in my year who got the Juliets and the like. I got the Jewish grandmothers and all the farcical parts, which was actually really, really good because it made me aware of my capabilities as an actor."

ludocris:

yell it from the rooftops

my-burger-intrigue:

I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch

"She will never love you. Not the way you want."

cataclysmz:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

IT’S LIKE THEY ARE MAKING AN ASS SOUP IN THERE

everyone looks down… i don’t - GLUE, 1x01

posted on September 16 with 361 notes

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

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